
Day 30 Prompt: Pride
Week 5 Prompt: Emotion
Weekday Prompt: Blessed
“Yar, and heave ho ya land-lubbers. Tis no Talk Like a Pirate Day yet, but the scurvy scribe takin this down is using the buccaneers of the high seas as a rightful inspiration for Day 30 of the RPGaDAY 2026 Challenge.”
I look up from my keyboard. “Yes, I’m writing this all-down Captain. Are you sure the new crew on the Black Dove will be able to read this?”
“It be true that some of the bilge-rats are lacking in the book learning department me lad. But we have a proud oral tradition of passin on the ways of the sea between masters and apprentices. And since ye is one of them college educated additions to this fine crew of pirates, I’m taskin ye with the job of writing this down.”
My wrists still hurt from when I was tied up, but I’d rather be the ‘scribe’ instead of thrown in the brig like the other captured members of my previous vessel. “So, what do you want me to put down next Captain?”
“We already talked about keeping the Black Dove ship-shape as this be our home among the waves. And the best ways to swing a cutlass and rapidly reload a musket.” He tosses a piece of Turkish Delight to his pet monkey. “Ya already got a good lesson on broadside cannons and how to board another vessel. That was a fine piece of work me lad.”
“Thanks Captain.” I say with a grin.
“But to rise above the ranks of bilge-rat to actual buccaneer requires something that you need to take pride in. Something that ye might be blessed with by others or choose for ye self. That be ya sea name amongst the pirate community.”
“A name?” I try to keep the surprise out of my voice.
He looks at me with a glint in his eyes. “Do you shake in your boots when you hear that Edward Teach is huntin ye vessel, boy?”
I try to stifle a laugh. “Uh, no I wouldn’t”
“And if I told you that Captain Teach goes by another name? That be Blackbeard the Pirate.” his voice was stern.
I gulped. The image of slow burning fuses sticking out of his pirate namesake while he stood on the deck of Queen Anne’s Revenge instantly popped into my mind.
“Exactly lad. A name carries a reputation. And if done right, it can invoke a particular emotion in ye opponent.”
“I hadn’t thought about that sir. How does one get a name like that?”
“Well, it can come from the way ye act, or something noticeable about ye. As I mentioned before, sometimes you’re blessed with it by yer shipmates. If ye get stuck with a bad name, it may take an act that would impress the devil himself to get ye a new one. There was once a pirate named Puddlefoot Pete. This poor soul took ten years and one stolen Spanish treasure fleet later before his shipmates started calling him Iron Pete.”
“What are some of the pirate names that have been blessed amongst the different crews.”
“I’m glad ye asked boy, write these down for record keeping so that we don’t give them to others.”
List of possible Pirate Names.
- Deadwater Jacob
- Tempest Tom
- Crow’s Nest Nick
- Cutlass Catherine
- Two Pistols Pete
- Smiling Sam
- Blackheart Annie
- Mad Marguerite
- Monty Mudshark
- Bloody Bethanne
- Portside Pierre
- Blackreef Roger
- Harbor Helga
- Eastwind Ethel
- One-Eyed Ned
- Whisper Jack
- Gunpowder Gracie
- Laughing Louis
- Two Card Charlotte
- Honest Lionel
- Reefwalker William
- Bones McCoy
- Mad Dog Santiago
- Fortunate Erik
- Unlucky Luke
- Yard Arm Astrid
- Widowmaker Will
- Goldtooth Giuseppe
- Harpoon Hannah
- Storm-Eye Diego
- Battleaxe Baldrick
- Red Tide Rafael
- Hammerhead Hassan
- Cannonball Carlos
- Malik Hookhand
The captain looks over my shoulder at the list I’ve written down. “Good job lad. A man can choose his ship or who he crews with. Sometimes he can even choose his fate. But a pirate’s sea name? That is chosen by the stories others tell about him over a round of rum.”
Oh and in honor of the late Tim Curry, I present:
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