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The Monty Python RPG (no it isn’t!) Kickstarter Reward

The contents of my Kickstart reward package.

All right, I’m sorry to my regular readers. I know that I owe you guys a LOT of catch up articles. Let’s just say that 2025 has been very sucky on a lot of different fronts. So I’m trying to catch up with this and other articles. I’m also going to attempt to participate in the 2025 #RPGaDAY challenge coming up in August. So the first of my catch up articles will be a look at the Monty Python’s Role-Playing Game Cocurricular Mediaeval Reenactment Programme published by Exalted Funeral.

I had received this package back in January during the middle of the Character Creation Challenge, so I didn’t open it up then. Since those blog entries take up the bulk of my blog time, I elected to wait until later to do a review. Yea, that was a bad idea.

What I saw when I first opened up the shipping box.

This Kickstarter campaign actually started back in October of 2022. Those who had pledged for the physical items also received PDFs of the rules. This is how I was able to make a character for this game in the 2024 Character Creation Challenge. I discussed some of the items from the game in the challenge entry, so I’ll try to concentrate on the physical items that I received as part of the reward. I wasn’t able to get any of the big-ticket items, but I picked up the book, the special dice for the game. Since several stretch goals were met, the physical backers also received coconut dice rollers.

Yes, they make hoof noises when clapped together. I tested them.

You probably can’t see it very well in the photo above, but the game logo is on the inside of the coconut halves. I’ll have a chance to play this game at the upcoming SaltCON End-of-Summer, so I’ll bring both the dice and the dice rollers to use at the table. And speaking of dice… err… Certified Polyhedral Random Number Generators.

The top of the dice box for the game.
The text at the bottom of the box.
The contents inside the box.
The only item that seemed to have a printing error.
No, it’s a female aardvark.
The types of dice used in the game.

Yes, I had to get the dice for the game. No, I don’t have enough dice. While I’m not up to full dice goblin mode, I’m getting closer. I can’t wait to see how these are used in the game.

As for the hardback book itself, it’s beautiful. Brian Saliba and Craig Schaffer are the names posted on the front of the book. The cover art is by Keith Lowe. The ISBN is 979-8-88756-079-3 with a suggested price of $50.00. There are 450 pages with content on both inside covers. There are nine chapters and several appendices and an index. The hardbound book also contains a bookmark ribbon.

The first chapter is “An introduction to cocurricular reenacting” followed by “A brief historical remediation for those who didn’t apply themselves at school.” The third chapter provides the information on how the system works with the “How the programme programmes” and character creation is in the fourth chapter under “Participant Primer.” For the game masters, chapter five gives us “Head of Light Entertainment Handbook” with the “Heads of Light Entertainment Directory” following right after. A whos-who of characters from some different Monty Python films are included in chapter seven’s “Notable Historical Figures” with chapter eight providing “A field guide to creatures, historical, mythical and mundane.” The last chapter contains various “Quests” that the HoLE (aka GM) can use in a campaign. Since I’m going to be playing this RPG soon, I did not read any of these adventures. A character sheet is included (also available for download on the Exalted Funeral website. While I was looking at the book I noticed that they had provided different colored pages for the different chapters. This was also reflected on the edge of the pages for quick searches.

Hopefully the different colored pages show up in this photograph.
The text on the back of the book.

While I covered the character creation steps in the 2024 Character Creation Challenge entry, I didn’t really go into detail on the system. Each class… err… situation that the participant (aka character) is a part of has a series of traits. The player describes to the HoLE what their participant is doing and a trait is selected to roll against. Which of the many die is selected depends upon if the participant is being serious or silly. There are also accouterments that may give the participant bonuses to their roll. The HoLE will roll for the opposing NPC or situation. However if the player describes the action well (or silly) enough, then the HoLE may just declare “Intercourse the Dice” and award an automatic success. I’m not certain if I’m describing the basics very well. Perhaps I’ll be able to explain it better after SaltCON. But the feel that I’m getting is that this is has a lot of narrative feel, but keeps the soul of randomness going with the different types of dice.

The traits in the game are Animal Husbandry (aka Animal Handling), Argumentation (aka Debating, but I wanted an argument), Authority (aka Leadership), Bardistry (aka Performance), Chasity (avoiding temptation), Decorum (are you trained to be high class or are you just a peasant), Druidry (healing through nature), Glibness (the ability to use quick wits or not), Heartiness (aka Charisma), Lorefulness (aka Intelligence and Wisdom), Luck (self explanatory), Nimbleness (aka Dexterity), Purpose (aka Force of Will or Faith), Sorcery (There are some that call me… Tim), Strategy (aka Tactical knowledge), Subtlety (aka skills a thief would have), Valour (aka battle skills and bravery), and Wisdom in the Ways of Science (aka Thinking outside the box). Not all situations will have all traits. If the player attempts to use a trait that they don’t have, then they roll the lowest die (d4), but they can still try.

Going through the book there is a ton of in-jokes from the various Monty Python episodes and movies. Primarily it is geared towards The Life of Brian and Monty Python and the Holy Grail. But fans will notice other entries as well.

I am glad that I backed this Kickstarter campaign. I can’t wait to actually try it out at the table. It will probably be one of the first Kickstarter games that I’ve picked up that I’ll be able to play. So I will hopefully have more to say after SaltCON EoS is over.

Do you have any questions about Monty Python’s Cocurricular Mediaeval Reenactment Programme? Have you backed any Kickstarters lately? Tell me about it. This article is open for discussion on the TardisCaptain dot Com Discord server. You can also email me at Carl (at) TardisCaptain.com with any comments.

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Daily Star Trek Quotes: July 28-August 3

Most common reaction to my jokes.

Here are the Daily Star Trek Quotes that will appear on the @STrekQuotes Mastodon account and the @STrekQuotes Bluesky account for the week of July 28th through August 3rd. Note: Because Twitter/X will use posts to train AI, we will no longer be posting on that platform. This is out of respect for the owners of Star Trek.

July 28
“I’m a doctor, not an engineer.” Dr. McCoy- Mirror, Mirror, Stardate: Unknown #StarTrek #StarTrekTOS #IDIC #Quote

July 29
Happy Birthday to Wil Wheaton. https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Wil_Wheaton #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #StarTrekFilm #StarTrekReadyRoom #StarTrekPicard #StarTrekLowerDecks #StarTrekProdigy #IDIC #Quote

“I know Admiral Necheyev gave you an order and she was given an order from the Federation Council but it’s still wrong.” Wesley- Journey’s End, Stardate: 47751.2 #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #IDIC #Quote

July 30
Happy Birthday to Mary Wiseman. https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Mary_Wiseman #StarTrek #StarTrekDiscovery #StarTrekShortTreks #IDIC #Quote

“Change is hard. But it can also be freeing.” Tilly- Mirrors, Stardate: 866282.9 #StarTrek #StarTrekDiscovery #IDIC #Quote

July 31
“Well, everyone is welcome at Quark’s. I don’t discriminate. Just like Starfleet.” Quark- Hippocratic Oath, Stardate: 49066.5 #StarTrek #StarTrekDS9 #IDIC #Quote

August 1
“We could be out here for years. All we have to depend on… is each other.” Archer- Minefield, Date: Unknown #StarTrek #StarTrekENT #IDIC #Quote

August 2
Happy Birthday to Angus Imrie. https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Angus_Imrie #StarTrek #StarTrekProdigy #IDIC #Quote

“Or maybe this is the first step in a journey of self-discovery and unknown possibility. Either way, I’ll take it with those most important to me — my family.” Zero- Is There In Beauty No Truth, Stardate: 61881.4 #StarTrek #StarTrekProdigy #IDIC #Quote

August 3
“Did you have to program that Nausicaan guard to high stick so much?” Kim “Well, you play hockey, you got to expect a few lumps.” Paris- Critical Care, Stardate: Unknown #StarTrek #StarTrekVOY #IDIC #Quote

What are your favorite daily Star Trek quotes selected for this week? This article is open for discussion on the TardisCaptain dot Com Discord server. You can also email me at Carl (at) TardisCaptain.com or click on my social media links with any comments.

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Daily Star Trek Quotes: July 21-27

How I feel after watching the first two episodes of Star Trek SNW season three and having a good weekend with my Star Trek family.

Here are the Daily Star Trek Quotes that will appear on the @STrekQuotes Mastodon account and the @STrekQuotes Bluesky account for the week of July 21st through July 27th. Note: Because Twitter/X will use posts to train AI, we will no longer be posting on that platform. This is out of respect for the owners of Star Trek.

July 21
“You can’t put everything on your shoulders, Wesley. Even when you’re off duty, you’re on duty.” Dr. Crusher- Evolution, Stardate: 43125.8 #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #IDIC #Quote

July 22
Remembering Louise Fletcher who was born on this date in 1934. http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Louise_Fletcher #StarTrek #StarTrekDS9 #IDIC #Quote

“Thank you, Vedek Bareil, for reminding us how the sacred text can be so easily misinterpreted.” Winn- The Collaborator, Stardate: Unknown #StarTrek #StarTrekDS9 #IDIC #Quote

Star Trek Beyond premiered on this date in 2016. https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Star_Trek_Beyond #StarTrek #StarTrekFilm #IDIC #Quote

“The forced optimism in your voice suggests that you are trying to elicit a sense of calm in order to…” Spock “Oh, cut the horseshit.” Dr. McCoy “Doctor, I fail to see how excrement of any kind bears relevance on our current situation.” Spock- Star Trek Beyond, Stardate: 2263.2 #StarTrek #StarTrekFilm #IDIC #Quote

July 23
“Frankly, it’s refreshing to take myself out of the twenty-fourth century every now and then. And a little… disorganization can be very encouraging to the imagination.” Janeway- The Raven, Stardate: Unknown #StarTrek #StarTrekVOY #IDIC #Quote

July 24
“Shaka. When the walls fell.” Dathon- Darmok, Stardate: 45047.2 #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #IDIC #Quote

July 25
“Leave any bigotry in your quarters. There’s no room for it on the bridge.” Kirk- Balance of Terror, Stardate: 1709.1 #StarTrek #StarTrekTOS #IDIC #Quote

July 26
Happy Birthday to Nana Visitor. https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Nana_Visitor #StarTrek #StarTrekDS9 #StarTrekLowerDecks #IDIC #Quote

“I never expected to say this, but as occupations go, this one’s not so bad.” Quark “No, I suppose that’s true if all you’re worried about is a monthly balance sheet.” Kira- A Time to Stand, Stardate: Unknown #StarTrek #StarTrekDS9 #IDIC #Quote

July 27
“What year is this?” Archer “It’s 1944.” Alicia Travers “World War II.” Archer “Haven’t heard it called that before, but that’s as good a description as any.” Alicia Travers- Storm Front, Date: Unknown #StarTrek #StarTrekENT #IDIC #Quote

What are your favorite daily Star Trek quotes selected for this week? This article is open for discussion on the TardisCaptain dot Com Discord server. You can also email me at Carl (at) TardisCaptain.com or click on my social media links with any comments.

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Daily Star Trek Quotes: July 14-20

I agree La’an, I agree.

Here are the Daily Star Trek Quotes that will appear on the @STrekQuotes Mastodon account and the @STrekQuotes Bluesky account for the week of July 14th through July 20th. Note: Because Twitter/X will use posts to train AI, we will no longer be posting on that platform. This is out of respect for the owners of Star Trek.

July 14
“No one has ever stated that Starfleet duty was particularly safe. You’ve followed the correct and logical course—done everything a commander could do.” Spock- The Apple, Stardate: 3715.3 #StarTrek #StarTrekTOS #IDIC #Quote

July 15
“I suppose they don’t expect you to prove your battle skills.” Kar “No. They prepare us to defend ourselves in battle. They prepared us very well, and we had to pass many difficult tests before we were given the right to wear the uniform.” Chakotay- Initiations, Stardate: 49005.3 #StarTrek #StarTrekVOY #IDIC #Quote

July 16
“One of the thing about them in the briefing studies was their respect for patience.” Data- Code of Honor, Stardate: 41235.25 #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #IDIC #Quote

July 17
“A lot of people feel abandoned by the Prophets.” Odo “Believe me, I know how they feel. That’s no excuse to turn to hate and fear.” Kira “In times of trouble, some people find comfort in hate and fear.” Odo- Image in the Sand, Stardate: Unknown #StarTrek #StarTrekDS9 #IDIC #Quote

July 18
Happy Birthday to Eugene Cordero. https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Eugene_Cordero #StarTrek #StarTrekLowerDecks #StarTrekStrangeNewWorlds #IDIC #Quote

“You saw that other Boimler, so cool and successful. He was acting captain three times. If I copy him, then maybe I can be cool too.” Boimler “Okay, sure, or you could just be yourself.” Rutherford- Of Gods and Angles, Stardate: 59482.3 #StarTrek #StarTrekLowerDecks #IDIC #Quote

July 19
Happy Birthday to Benedict Cumberbatch. https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Benedict_Cumberbatch #StarTrek #StarTrekFilm #IDIC #Quote

“You… you should have let me sleep!” Khan- Star Trek: Into Darkness #StarTrek #StarTrekFilm #IDIC #Quote

July 20
“Where’s Isaac Newton when you need him?” Tucker- Anomaly, Date: Unknown #StarTrek #StarTrekENT #IDIC #Quote

What are your favorite daily Star Trek quotes selected for this week? This article is open for discussion on the TardisCaptain dot Com Discord server. You can also email me at Carl (at) TardisCaptain.com or click on my social media links with any comments.

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Daily Star Trek Quotes: July 7-13

I understand this feeling.

Here are the Daily Star Trek Quotes that will appear on the @STrekQuotes Mastodon account and the @STrekQuotes Bluesky account for the week of July 7th through July 13th. Note: Because Twitter/X will use posts to train AI, we will no longer be posting on that platform. This is out of respect for the owners of Star Trek.

July 7
Happy Birthday to Vaughn Armstrong. https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Vaughn_Armstrong #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #StarTrekDS9 #StarTrekVOY #StarTrekENT #IDIC #Quote

“I did not know there were Klingons serving on human Starfleet vessels.” Korris “As far as I know, I am the only one.” Worf “Tell me, what it is like for the hunter to lie down with the prey? Have they tamed you, or have you always been docile?” Korris- Heart of Glory, Stardate: 41503.7 #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #IDIC #Quote

July 8
Happy Birthday to Shazad Latif. https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Shazad_Latif #StarTrek #StarTrekDiscovery #IDIC #Quote

“Thank you, captain.” Tyler “For what? Dragging you back into the war on a ship with a target on its back?” Lorca “There’s no place I’d rather be.” Tyler-Choose Your Pain, Stardate: Unknown #StarTrek #StarTrekDiscovery #IDIC #Quote

July 9
Happy Birthday to Linda Park. https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Linda_Park #StarTrek #StarTrekENT #IDIC #Quote

“Pineapple? But that’s my fav– how on Earth did you know?” Reed “We have our sources.” Sato- Silent Enemy, Date: September 2, 2151 #StarTrek #StarTrekENT #IDIC #Quote

July 10
“A man is not just a biological unit that you can patch together.” Dr. McCoy- The Changeling, Stardate: 3541.9 #StarTrek #StarTrekTOS #IDIC #Quote

July 11
“You and I are going to be friends.” Quark “You are up to something.” Odo “Why would you say that?” Quark “Because you are always up to something.” Odo- The Homecoming, Stardate: Unknown #StarTrek #StarTrekDS9 #IDIC #Quote

July 12
“When I was first activated I was regarded as little more than a talking tricorder. I had to ask for the privileges I deserved. The right to be included in crew briefings, the ability to turn my program on and off. It’s taken some time, but I believe I’ve earned the respect of the crew as an equal.” The Doctor- Revulsion, Stardate: 51186.2 #StarTrek #StarTrekVOY #IDIC #Quote

July 13
Happy Birthday to Sir Patrick Stewart. https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Patrick_Stewart #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #StarTrekFilm #StarTrekDS9 #StarTrekPicard #IDIC #Quote

“But every choice we make allows us to manipulate the future. Do I ask Adrienne or Suzanne to the spring dance? Do I take my holiday on Corsica or on Risa? A person’s life, their future, hinges on each of a thousand choices.” Picard- A Matter of Time, Stardate: 45349.1 #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #IDIC #Quote

What are your favorite daily Star Trek quotes selected for this week? This article is open for discussion on the TardisCaptain dot Com Discord server. You can also email me at Carl (at) TardisCaptain.com or click on my social media links with any comments.

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