Posted in: Character Creation Challenge, Role Playing Games, Science Fiction, Star Trek

RPGaDAY2025 Day 8: Explore

The prompt of ‘Explore’ is being used for the Day 8 entry of the RPGaDAY 2025 Challenge. There were quite a few blog posts that came up about setting up a game for the players to explore distant lands or strange new worlds. But when I was thinking about this topic, I looked within. I like exploring some of the different roleplaying game systems that are out there. How are they different? What twist was added to a similar system like D20? Does the system make sense for the genre it’s used for?

So, how do I explore these different systems? Well, I’ve been approaching this in different ways.

First and foremost is to just sit and read the book. When I’m doing this, I find that physical books are better for the first read through. Then when I’m doing research or in a game, PDFs and their quick search features are very handy. Most RPG books are well written enough to explain the system without making me want to claw my eyes out. Then there are others that I just toss the book to the side and say ‘nope’. The two examples of bad books are The Strange and my big disappointment known as The Cowboy Bebop Roleplaying Game (sigh). There are badly organized books with good systems such as the first edition Star Trek Adventures core rulebook that made me want to re-write it. I am very grateful that the people behind this game took the fans feedback to heart and made vast improvements with the release of Star Trek Adventures 2nd Edition. The system is nearly identical, but the presentation was much easier to read and understand. I give thanks to them for being willing to listen to the fans.

Another method of exploring new systems has been creating characters for the annual Character Creation Challenge. I’ve noticed that the better written books give you enough information about the system so that you can make good decisions while creating your character. Then it can do a deeper dive into the system farther into the book for clarity. I’ve mentioned before that a good RPG book will give me a quick one-minute pitch on how the game is played so I can try to talk friends into trying it at the table. Plus, if I can tell them how easy it is to make a character, the more likely they may take me up on that gaming offer.

And sometimes the best way to explore a new system is to just sit down and play it. At SaltCON, I try to sign up for at least one game that I’ve never played before just to learn the system. What has really been cool is that several designers have brought their own games to the convention for players to check out. I’ve had a lot of fun asking the designers questions after they have run their one-shots.

What methods have you used to explore a new gaming system? Tell me about it. This article is open for discussion on the TardisCaptain dot Com Discord server. You can also email me at Carl (at) TardisCaptain.com with any comments.

Posted in: Role Playing Games, Star Trek

RPGaDAY2025 Day 7: Journey

We’ve made it to Day 7 of the RPGaDAY 2025 Challenge with the prompt of “Journey”. Once again, I’ve been reading other blogs and social media posts to see what inspires me, but I kept coming back to a conversation I had a long time ago.

Now a warning before I post this. I’m not making any legal claims, nor am I about to lawyer up and try to take any legal action. I have no way to prove what I’m about to post, nor do I think that I’m the only person who came up with the idea. When it comes to storytelling, there are only a limited number of plot-lines that are out there. What is different is how those plots are told in the medium they are presented.

I was talking with a friend at the “gaming clubhouse” which was a geek hangout near the Comics Utah store in Salt Lake City. The year was 1993 and we were talking about Star Trek roleplaying scenarios. At the time, only the FASA Star Trek RPG had been released (a lot of us didn’t know about the Star Trek: Adventure Gaming in the Final Frontier books) and my friend didn’t think there were very many challenging plots left to run in a Star Trek RPG. I disagreed and offered to come up with a campaign right on the spot.

I then presented an idea where a Starfleet crew would find themselves in a perilous situation where their resources would become limited. It would take a long time for them to recover because they were trapped on the far side of the galaxy. Some phenomena or plot device had thrown them to the other side of the galaxy we inhabit, and it would take a long time to return to Federation space. The journey would have been the campaign to get back home.

Now if this sounds familiar, later in 1995 the newly formed UPN network premiered Star Trek: Voyager on January 16th. I didn’t know how they were going to get this lonely starship across the galaxy. I also didn’t know that they would also be trapped with various civilians and Federation rebels known as the Maquis, which gave the show some internal conflict. But the basic plot was the same that I had come up with just a few years earlier. I was quite excited to see how the crew of the USS Voyager would make it home.

So, in a roleplaying game campaign, a long journey could be the entire story arc. What was the reason for the journey? Are they getting to somewhere, or trying to return from a distant location? Is this place familiar to the players, or are they facing the unknown? It doesn’t have to be a destination from this plain of existence. I could see a campaign where players from a certain timeframe get stuck in a pocket universe with NPCs from different timeframes or alternate universes all trying to escape. Greed and desperation may make for points of conflict when different factions are trapped together.

This is why we play roleplaying games. Where will this journey set up by the GM, but shaped by the players actions take all of us in this shared storytelling experience?

Do you have a memory of a past RPG event that is related to the term Journey? Tell me about it. This article is open for discussion on the TardisCaptain dot Com Discord server. You can also email me at Carl (at) TardisCaptain.com with any comments.

Posted in: Role Playing Games

RPGaDAY2025 Day 6: Motive

Day 6 of the RPGaDAY 2025 Challenge and the graphic posted above shows “Motive” to be our topic of the day. Another vague topic that could cover just about anything. I’ve read a few other blog posts so far about today’s topic and I think I’ve decided where I’m going to take this.

What motivates you to participate in a roleplaying game related activity?

Do you just want to sit at the table to throw dice, eat pizza and spend time with your friends? Do you want to put together challenging puzzles and scenarios for the players to solve? Do you want to write the backstory to flesh out a set of numbers written down on a character sheet? Do you want to spend some time painting a small miniature that just came out of your 3D-printer? Do you want to attend a gaming convention where you play a bunch of one-shots over the weekend with possible new friends? Do you need more shiny math rocks that go klicky klack when they roll across the table? Do you love figuring out how RPG systems work and if they can be applied to the style of game you want to play? Do you love participating in the Character Creation Challenge even though you may never get a chance to play that character? Do you post on blogs or social media websites about our hobby? Do you get frustrated when the scheduling conflict monster and that damn real life gets in the way of your gaming time?

I feel ya. Well except for the painting miniatures part. I never had the patience to do that which only makes me appreciate those who can.

But our motivation to do this comes down to one word. Fun. It is fun to do? To play? To go through the frustration of getting things put together? The players should have fun, as well as the game master. When you commit to a game, be there on time, be prepared to play, pay attention at the table. Your fellow players planned to be there, the GM put a lot of hard work into the game. Don’t play the character in a way that it’s an asshole unless the game was set up to have the PCs be bad guys. Those types of people don’t last in real-world groups, why would a group of adventurers who are risking their lives want to protect someone like that?

A fun game is one where both the players and the GM are thinking about the next session. This type of energy motivates them to get ready for the next session. I have many memories of talking with the other players between sessions about what we were going to do next. I love it when my players have that same motivation.

What motivated you today about our RPG hobby? This article is open for discussion on the TardisCaptain dot Com Discord server. You can also email me at Carl (at) TardisCaptain.com with any comments.

Posted in: Role Playing Games

RPGaDAY2025 Day 5: Ancient

I was wondering what I was going to do for the Day 5 of the RPGaDAY 2025 Challenge. The prompt is “Ancient.” A quick search gave me the definition of “Belonging to the very distant past or having been in existence for a very long time.” Then it hit me, something ancient that still exists would be worth a lot for its rarity, functionality or long-lost information waiting to be uncovered. This is system agnostic for any fantasy roleplaying game.

Adventure Idea: The Battle Record of Anthelstan:
The adventurers are in (or from) the long-lasting Kingdom of Anthelheim. The Royal Family of Anthelheim lays claim to the throne since their bloodline originated with the ancient warrior-king Anthelstan. This is kept in the royal tome known as The Battle Record of Anthelstan. This rare book is only accessible to the first family and the guild of scribes; however, it is brought out on special occasions where the different guild leaders read passages from the book to the public. It was written by the First Scribe who followed the young king on his adventures and recorded down the events for posterity. The first warrior-king brings about a sense of pride in the people of Anthelheim for his many good deeds in uniting the warring clans and forming the first kingdom.

The party is approached by a middleman/mysterious figure/confidant/??? who wants to hire the party to perform a discreet search. Apparently, a hireling of a known adventure offered to sell to a guild master/prominent figure/member of a crime family/etc. an ancient parchment which matches the first page of The Battle Record of Anthelstan. They were with the adventurer when it was found while searching for the lost battlefield of Draag’s Deep and claimed they just barely escaped from the traps that took their master’s life. The problem is the first page in The Battle Record of Anthelstan is still attached to the book that was seen in the recent Festival of Thrax and Alyton. Is this page a fake? Is it part of another copy of The Battle Record of Anthelstan? The benefactor hiring the party wants to confirm if this second book exists. Who wants the book? Someone wanting to keep an ancient secret? Someone who wants to present another record of a blood line? Who else knows about this page? Is someone else looking for the book?

Pushes adventure seed into the ground and pours some water on it. Take this tidbit and let it grow. But share with me if you run an adventure from this idea. I’d love to hear how it turns out.

Did this idea inspire you? What else could I have done with the topic of “ancient”? Tell me about it. This article is open for discussion on the TardisCaptain dot Com Discord server. You can also email me at Carl (at) TardisCaptain.com with any comments.

Posted in: Role Playing Games

RPGaDAY2025 Day 4: Message

Here we are on Day 4 of the RPGaDAY 2025 Challenge and our topic today is “Message”. I’m going to talk about an old-fashioned analog way to get messages to my players at my table without the rest of the party knowing what the contents of the message is.

A pad of Post-It Notes. No, seriously. These pads are small enough that I can have a stack of them behind my GMs screen. When I need to get a message to a player, I quickly write it down and toss it at them. The pad is stiff enough that they can write their response back and toss it back to me. Sometimes I’ll even just write down “Read this, giggle, and toss it back to me.” I can then remove the top layer and have the pad ready for the next clue/hint/joke/paranoia inducing information. The player themselves can then decide if their character wants to reveal the information they just gained or remembered.

I used this when I was GMing for the 5e group being introduced to OSR gaming (see the photo posted on that article). I’ve used it at a few one-shots that I’ve run at SaltCON as well. It allows me to keep players involved, drop hints (something the player would have known or observed) and just keep things interesting at the table. Simple and effective.

While I’ve been doing some of these articles, I’ve looked back on older RPGaDAY posts and recalled some of the feedback I had previously received. I had posted the comments given to me. I have had a few people tell me that they thought my posts (or twists on the theme) were very intriguing or entertaining. Thank you. Besides practicing how to write gooder, part of the reason I have this blog is to pass on information to other people. I even had someone recently send me an email thanking me for a four-year old article they had just read.

How do you communicate with the players at your table? Have you used messages to move the game along? Tell me about it. This article is open for discussion on the TardisCaptain dot Com Discord server. You can also email me at Carl (at) TardisCaptain.com with any comments.

Posted in: Quotes, Star Trek

Daily Star Trek Quotes: August 4-10

Me trying to talk to state and national leaders.

Here are the Daily Star Trek Quotes that will appear on the @STrekQuotes Mastodon account and the @STrekQuotes Bluesky account for the week of August 4th through August 10th. Note: Because Twitter/X will use posts to train AI, we will no longer be posting on that platform. This is out of respect for the owners of Star Trek.

August 4
“We prefer to help ourselves. We make mistakes, but we’re human, and maybe that’s the word that best explains us.” Kirk- I Mudd, Stardate: 4513.3 #StarTrek #StarTrekTOS #IDIC #Quote

August 5
Happy Birthday to Bruce Horak. https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Bruce_Horak #StarTrek #StarTrekStrangeNewWorlds #IDIC #Quote

“Uh, I’ve read that, among many things, the Aenar have a form of precognitive ability.” Uhura “I knew you were going to ask that.” Hemmer “Because you sensed my question before I asked it?” Uhura “Because everyone always asks that.” Hemmer- Children of the Comet, Stardate: 2912.4 #StarTrek #StarTrekStrangeNewWorlds #IDIC #Quote

August 6
Happy Birthday to Michelle Yeoh. https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Michelle_Yeoh #StarTrek #StarTrekDiscovery #StarTrekSection31 #IDIC #Quote

“The best way to know yourself is to know others.” Georgiou- The Butcher’s Knife Cares Not for the Lamb’s Cry, Stardate: Unknown #StarTrek #StarTrekDiscovery #IDIC #Quote

Star Trek: Lower Decks premiered on this date in 2020 with the episode Second Contact. https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Star_Trek:_Lower_Decks #StarTrek #StarTrekLowerDecks #IDIC #Quote

“You’ve been on what, four planets?” Mariner “Five, if you include Vulcan.” Boimler “Of course I don’t include stupid Vulcan! You may as well count Earth.” Mariner “I was counting Earth.” Boimler- Second Contact, Stardate: 57436.2 #StarTrek #StarTrekLowerDecks #IDIC #Quote

August 7
Happy Birthday to Cirroc Lofton. https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Cirroc_Lofton #StarTrek #StarTrekDS9 #IDIC #Quote

“So we both disgust each other. You know, as we get older, this is just going to get worse. But I know one thing. I don’t want to lose you as a friend.” Jake- Life Support, Stardate: 48498.4 #StarTrek #StarTrekDS9 #IDIC #Quote

Happy Birthday to Brett Gray. https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Brett_Gray #StarTrek #StarTrekProdigy #IDIC #Quote

“Sometimes, the hardest thing is to take a leap of faith.” Dal- Asylum, Stardate: 61209.5 #StarTrek #StarTrekProdigy #IDIC #Quote

August 8
“Legends are the spice of the universe, Mr. Data, because they have a way of sometimes coming true.” Picard- Haven, Stardate: 41294.5 #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #IDIC #Quote

August 9
Happy Birthday to Eric Bana. https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Eric_Bana #StarTrek #StarTrekFilm #IDIC #Quote

“I chose a life of honest labor, to provide for myself and the wife who was expecting my child.” Nero- Star Trek (2009), Stardate: 2233.04 #StarTrek #StarTrekFilm #IDIC #Quote

August 10
Happy Birthday to Evan Evagora. https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Evan_Evagora #StarTrek #StarTrekPicard #IDIC #Quote

“Admiral Picard. I’d hoped to see you before my departure.” Elnor “Exciting Time.” Picard “Yes. I’m very excited. But I’m also worried my excitement may be distracting me from my studies. It’s paradoxical.” Elnor- The Star Gazer, Stardate: Unknown #StarTrek #StarTrekPicard #IDIC #Quote

What are your favorite daily Star Trek quotes selected for this week? This article is open for discussion on the TardisCaptain dot Com Discord server. You can also email me at Carl (at) TardisCaptain.com or click on my social media links with any comments.

Posted in: Comic Books, Dungeons and Dragons, Role Playing Games, Science Fiction, Star Trek, Star Wars, Westerns

RPGaDAY2025 Day 3: Tavern

Tavern is the Day 3 topic for RPGaDAY 2025 Challenge and I think this is a good one. The common thread of taverns with roleplaying games is the “you all meet up at the tavern for the start of the adventure.” Well taverns can be a bit more than that. They can be a home base of operations such as the Inn of the Crescent Moon seen in the Advanced Dungeons and Dragons comics from DC Comics, a common gathering place for the community such as Quark’s Bar on Deep Space Nine, a place to find transport such as the Mos Eisley Cantina or just a place to pick a fight…

“Funny, sir, how you always seem to find yourself in an Alliance-friendly bar, come U-Day, lookin’ for a quiet drink.” Zoe- The Train Job, Firefly episode 2

Taverns, bars, inns, etc. can be used as plot points in may different roleplaying games or stories. A place to find a contact or pass on information. Especially if it’s a last minute option for the GM to use. Just in case you suddenly find yourself in need of a name for that shady little dive the players find themselves in, here are some random tavern names.

Fantasy Taverns-

  1. The Silver Stag
  2. The Soot and Song
  3. The Broken Tankard
  4. The Rusted Crown
  5. The One-Eyed Owl
  6. The Whispering Mug
  7. The Moonspindle Inn
  8. The Wyrm and Whistle
  9. The Laughing Lich
  10. The Barrel and Brimstone
  11. The Hearthless Flame
  12. The Twisted Oak
  13. The Sly Fox and Fowl
  14. The Emerald Lute
  15. The Crooked Lantern
  16. The Grinning Gargoyle
  17. The Copper Cauldron
  18. The Wand and Wagon
  19. The Hollow Helm
  20. The Scarlet Manticore

1920’s Speakeasies-

  1. The Velvet Valve
  2. The Blind Canary
  3. The Whispering Flask
  4. The Garter Grip
  5. Club Hush
  6. The Gilded Ghost
  7. The Gin Mill Grin
  8. The Clover Club
  9. The Cat’s Meow
  10. The Backdoor Saint
  11. The Brass Button
  12. The Crooked Ace
  13. The Cinder Lounge
  14. The Owl and Hourglass
  15. The Silver Stitch
  16. The Blue Note Bunker
  17. The Dizzy Duchess
  18. The Blind Ledger
  19. The Staggering Dame
  20. The Clockwork Coda

Space Bars-

  1. The Nebula’s Kiss
  2. The Black Hole Saloon
  3. The Cyro Leak
  4. The Void Cantina
  5. The Binary Shot
  6. The Dockside Drift
  7. The Event Horizon
  8. The Crater and Cask
  9. The Proton Parlor
  10. The Ion Ivy
  11. The Comet and Coil
  12. The Blacklight Bazaar
  13. The Tachyon Tap
  14. The Gravity Well
  15. The Chrome Chimera
  16. The Red Shift
  17. The Wreck Deck
  18. The Quantum Mule
  19. The Circuit Inn
  20. The Infinite Happy Hour

Western Saloons-

  1. The Rusted Spur
  2. The Dusty Deputy
  3. Cactus Canteen
  4. The Whiskey Widow
  5. The Silver Saddle
  6. The Golden Rattlesnake
  7. The Crooked Trail Saloon
  8. The Tin Horn Tavern
  9. The Red Mesa Saloon
  10. The Prairie Rose
  11. The Dry Gulch Tavern
  12. The Coyote’s Cry
  13. The Spittoon and Sparrow
  14. The Gold Tooth Tavern
  15. The Bootjack Burrow
  16. The Hangman’s Harmony
  17. The Devil’s Draw
  18. The Brass Rail
  19. The Blind Bear
  20. The Lone Star Hollow

What adventures have you had in a tavern? Is there a better name of a bar that you’d add to the list? Tell me about it. This article is open for discussion on the TardisCaptain dot Com Discord server. You can also email me at Carl (at) TardisCaptain.com with any comments.

Posted in: Role Playing Games, Science Fiction

RPGaDAY2025 Day 2: P.R.O.M.P.T.

For Day 2 of the RPGaDAY 2025 Challenge our prompt is…. Prompt? Uh… yea. Let’s give it a twist instead by designing a sci-fi engineering tool for characters to use. I’m keeping this system agnostic so you can drop it into any science fiction roleplaying game.

Here is one of the new items presented in the Engineering Section of Issue 39,247 of the Spacers Catalog and Bargain Basement Yearly by Crapola Inc.

Art by Aurora Stark at https://aurorastark.art/

Introducing the Mark IV version of the Programmable Reconfigurable On-demand Multi-function Portable Tool or P.R.O.M.P.T. for short. Designed by the team of Allyce, Auroro and Noxx who had previously developed the Neural Duct Tape and the Tachyon Muffler.

The Mark IV P.R.O.M.P.T. has three times the battery length of the Mark III and re-charges 27% faster from a standard interface power port. The memory has been increased to include 95 more common and exotic engineering tools which become instantly available from it’s short-range programmable matter paddle field. Just use your P.R.O.M.P.T. to scan the engineering challenge and the hand-held device will present three possible engineering tools extruding from the top of the device to assist the engineer with their duties.

So how much would you pay for this? Well before you answer, there’s more. Now the Mark IV P.R.O.M.P.T. can link up with other Mark IV devices to coordinate repair efforts. Tired of filing those pesky engineering reports? The Mark IV is now Interstellar Organization for Standardization Alpha-60009 certified so it can link up with your primary shipboard computer. This allows your engineer to provide exact reports on the repair jobs and close the assigned duty tickets upon completion.

Mark IV P.R.O.M.P.T. Statistics:
Weight- 200 grams
Length- 24 cm *
Width- 12 cm *
Programmable Matter Extension Length- 1-8 cm
Battery Life
Constant Use- 59 days
Standard Use- 128 days
Internal Processor- Holly V Pro
Maximum Programmable Matter Tool Storage Limit- 287
ISO Alpha-60009 Certified
HBZZ Cybersecurity Enabled

*= without programmable matter tool extensions

Pre-Installed Programmable Matter Tools:
Reverse Polarity Enabler
Metric Hyperspanner
Duotronic Probe
Regulated Coil Spanner
14B Dispenser Cleaner
14F Dispenser Cleaner
Flux Coupler
Interlink Sequencer
Quantum Flux Regulator
Sonic Screwdriver

Interested in expanding your engineering toolbox? Authorized accounts can order directly from the catalog or by visiting one of Crapola Inc.’s many retail locations on Earth, Neptune, Venus, Ganymede and Titan. And remember, if we don’t sell it, then it’s not Crapola!

The art was last minute as the idea struck me today. Did this entry bring a smile to your face while reading it? Tell me about it. This article is open for discussion on the TardisCaptain dot Com Discord server. You can also email me at Carl (at) TardisCaptain.com with any comments.

Posted in: Dungeons and Dragons, Red Dwarf, Role Playing Games

RPGaDAY2025 Day 1: Patron

Welcome to the month of August. I didn’t get a chance to do a “Prepping for…” blog post (damn real life getting in the way) but I’m planning to participate in the RPGaDAY 2025 Challenge as coordinated by David F. Chapman. As you can see in the image above, there are 31 different topics to inspire discussion. There are also additional Questions, Moods and Subjects. I might use these if the topic fails to get my fingers typing. This morning I’ve had a chance to read a few other blog posts that were participating and I think it triggered some ideas in my brain. So, without further adieu, here is my first entry.

Patron: For some, this term evokes the Warlock Class from the fifth edition of Dungeons and Dragons. A spell-caster has a pact with some sort of patron that provides them with the power to use as they see fit. Another use of the term Patron is the subscription service that I see advertised on various websites, podcasts, blogs and videographers. I haven’t really used this service as a sender or a receiver. What are your impressions of this? The Merriam-Webster dictionary tells us that a patron can be a special guardian, protector or supporter.

The inspiration that hit me while reading the other entries was the player character being a patron. Not just giving someone else ‘power’ but more like a mentor position. Consider the following ideas:

The Wanna-Be Magician: What if a mid-to-high level non-Warlock magic-user suddenly found out that someone wants to learn the ways of sorcery (or Jedi powers) from them? Perhaps this person was assigned to them by a guild or magic school so they couldn’t just dismiss the person outright. Perhaps this apprentice could be an eager beaver wanting to impress their superiors, a brat of a rich family who thinks that they are already destined for greatness, someone scared of the powers they might obtain, etc. The NPC options are endless and could make for an interesting addition to a mid-to-high level magic-user.

The Voices in my Head: I’ve thought about springing this on players previously, but it never came up in a scenario that it could be properly role-played. The player character (could be any genre) reaches for an ancient artifact, statue, scroll, tchotchke and gets an electric shock. When they recover, they can hear a voice in their head of a long lost archeologist/wizard/supernatural being/etc. that only they can hear. I wanted to have this happen to a strong non-learning character (barbarian, mercenary, etc.) on purpose. Perhaps they felt the stronger character would protect their conscious/spirit/??? and help them achieve their goals. Not following the instructions of the voice, could lead to madness, but the voice could be helpful in sticky situations.

The Next Next Generation: For Star Trek Adventures or any space opera style game with a structured fleet, the characters could be assigned a junior officer that they need to mentor. Like the Command Training Program or younger Ensigns asking Lieutenants for help as seen on Star Trek: Lower Decks. Space navies always need to have officers fresh out of the academy mentored by seasoned officers in real-world scenarios.

Training the Peaceful Villagers: “Across that valley lies an army of darkness such as mankind has never seen. The only thing between them and total victory is this pathetic pocket of resistance. Without a leader, without a plan. Into this bleak arena steps a man, the man for the moment.” Rimmer- Meltdown, Red Dwarf Series IV, Episode 6. The characters can be samurai, gunfighters or even an obnoxious, trumped-up, farty little smeghead who need to train a group of common people into a fighting force. They may not be much of a fighting force, but with the character’s help, they just might pull it off. And who knows, if they survive, perhaps they will want to become followers of the seven… err… characters.

Are there other ideas? Did I miss a possible patron opportunity to put the characters into? Tell me about it. This article is open for discussion on the TardisCaptain dot Com Discord server. You can also email me at Carl (at) TardisCaptain.com with any comments.

Posted in: Humor, Reviews, Role Playing Games

The Monty Python RPG (no it isn’t!) Kickstarter Reward

The contents of my Kickstart reward package.

All right, I’m sorry to my regular readers. I know that I owe you guys a LOT of catch up articles. Let’s just say that 2025 has been very sucky on a lot of different fronts. So I’m trying to catch up with this and other articles. I’m also going to attempt to participate in the 2025 #RPGaDAY challenge coming up in August. So the first of my catch up articles will be a look at the Monty Python’s Role-Playing Game Cocurricular Mediaeval Reenactment Programme published by Exalted Funeral.

I had received this package back in January during the middle of the Character Creation Challenge, so I didn’t open it up then. Since those blog entries take up the bulk of my blog time, I elected to wait until later to do a review. Yea, that was a bad idea.

What I saw when I first opened up the shipping box.

This Kickstarter campaign actually started back in October of 2022. Those who had pledged for the physical items also received PDFs of the rules. This is how I was able to make a character for this game in the 2024 Character Creation Challenge. I discussed some of the items from the game in the challenge entry, so I’ll try to concentrate on the physical items that I received as part of the reward. I wasn’t able to get any of the big-ticket items, but I picked up the book, the special dice for the game. Since several stretch goals were met, the physical backers also received coconut dice rollers.

Yes, they make hoof noises when clapped together. I tested them.

You probably can’t see it very well in the photo above, but the game logo is on the inside of the coconut halves. I’ll have a chance to play this game at the upcoming SaltCON End-of-Summer, so I’ll bring both the dice and the dice rollers to use at the table. And speaking of dice… err… Certified Polyhedral Random Number Generators.

The top of the dice box for the game.
The text at the bottom of the box.
The contents inside the box.
The only item that seemed to have a printing error.
No, it’s a female aardvark.
The types of dice used in the game.

Yes, I had to get the dice for the game. No, I don’t have enough dice. While I’m not up to full dice goblin mode, I’m getting closer. I can’t wait to see how these are used in the game.

As for the hardback book itself, it’s beautiful. Brian Saliba and Craig Schaffer are the names posted on the front of the book. The cover art is by Keith Lowe. The ISBN is 979-8-88756-079-3 with a suggested price of $50.00. There are 450 pages with content on both inside covers. There are nine chapters and several appendices and an index. The hardbound book also contains a bookmark ribbon.

The first chapter is “An introduction to cocurricular reenacting” followed by “A brief historical remediation for those who didn’t apply themselves at school.” The third chapter provides the information on how the system works with the “How the programme programmes” and character creation is in the fourth chapter under “Participant Primer.” For the game masters, chapter five gives us “Head of Light Entertainment Handbook” with the “Heads of Light Entertainment Directory” following right after. A whos-who of characters from some different Monty Python films are included in chapter seven’s “Notable Historical Figures” with chapter eight providing “A field guide to creatures, historical, mythical and mundane.” The last chapter contains various “Quests” that the HoLE (aka GM) can use in a campaign. Since I’m going to be playing this RPG soon, I did not read any of these adventures. A character sheet is included (also available for download on the Exalted Funeral website. While I was looking at the book I noticed that they had provided different colored pages for the different chapters. This was also reflected on the edge of the pages for quick searches.

Hopefully the different colored pages show up in this photograph.
The text on the back of the book.

While I covered the character creation steps in the 2024 Character Creation Challenge entry, I didn’t really go into detail on the system. Each class… err… situation that the participant (aka character) is a part of has a series of traits. The player describes to the HoLE what their participant is doing and a trait is selected to roll against. Which of the many die is selected depends upon if the participant is being serious or silly. There are also accouterments that may give the participant bonuses to their roll. The HoLE will roll for the opposing NPC or situation. However if the player describes the action well (or silly) enough, then the HoLE may just declare “Intercourse the Dice” and award an automatic success. I’m not certain if I’m describing the basics very well. Perhaps I’ll be able to explain it better after SaltCON. But the feel that I’m getting is that this is has a lot of narrative feel, but keeps the soul of randomness going with the different types of dice.

The traits in the game are Animal Husbandry (aka Animal Handling), Argumentation (aka Debating, but I wanted an argument), Authority (aka Leadership), Bardistry (aka Performance), Chasity (avoiding temptation), Decorum (are you trained to be high class or are you just a peasant), Druidry (healing through nature), Glibness (the ability to use quick wits or not), Heartiness (aka Charisma), Lorefulness (aka Intelligence and Wisdom), Luck (self explanatory), Nimbleness (aka Dexterity), Purpose (aka Force of Will or Faith), Sorcery (There are some that call me… Tim), Strategy (aka Tactical knowledge), Subtlety (aka skills a thief would have), Valour (aka battle skills and bravery), and Wisdom in the Ways of Science (aka Thinking outside the box). Not all situations will have all traits. If the player attempts to use a trait that they don’t have, then they roll the lowest die (d4), but they can still try.

Going through the book there is a ton of in-jokes from the various Monty Python episodes and movies. Primarily it is geared towards The Life of Brian and Monty Python and the Holy Grail. But fans will notice other entries as well.

I am glad that I backed this Kickstarter campaign. I can’t wait to actually try it out at the table. It will probably be one of the first Kickstarter games that I’ve picked up that I’ll be able to play. So I will hopefully have more to say after SaltCON EoS is over.

Do you have any questions about Monty Python’s Cocurricular Mediaeval Reenactment Programme? Have you backed any Kickstarters lately? Tell me about it. This article is open for discussion on the TardisCaptain dot Com Discord server. You can also email me at Carl (at) TardisCaptain.com with any comments.

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